http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/justin-bieber-slams-prince-williams-thinning-hair-201278
Has this kid not gone the way of the proverbial dodo yet? I guess as long as auto-tune is still being doled out in Hollywood's tap water, there's no such luck. Yet. And here he is, giving Americans an even worse reputations than we already have, thanks to obnoxious, know-it-all, vapid celebrities. And with that, I give you:
Justin Bieber's "How to Be a Real Man":
Step 1: Have lips the color of strawberry wine, finish with gloss.
Step 2: Tweeze eyebrows to perfection.
Step 3: Pinch cheeks to achieve a demure blush.
Step 4: Spike hair into adorable pixie cut.
Step 5: Wear delicate chains around neck.
Step 6: Show just a hint of decolletage.
Step 7: Pierce both ears with timeless diamond studs.
Step 8: Sing in highest falsetto possible.
Step 9: Avoid working out to keep slender, willowy physique.
Step 10: Oh who am I kidding? You have to be a hermaphrodite to rock this like I do!
Has this kid not gone the way of the proverbial dodo yet? I guess as long as auto-tune is still being doled out in Hollywood's tap water, there's no such luck. Yet. And here he is, giving Americans an even worse reputations than we already have, thanks to obnoxious, know-it-all, vapid celebrities. And with that, I give you:
Justin Bieber's "How to Be a Real Man":
Step 1: Have lips the color of strawberry wine, finish with gloss.
Step 2: Tweeze eyebrows to perfection.
Step 3: Pinch cheeks to achieve a demure blush.
Step 4: Spike hair into adorable pixie cut.
Step 5: Wear delicate chains around neck.
Step 6: Show just a hint of decolletage.
Step 7: Pierce both ears with timeless diamond studs.
Step 8: Sing in highest falsetto possible.
Step 9: Avoid working out to keep slender, willowy physique.
Step 10: Oh who am I kidding? You have to be a hermaphrodite to rock this like I do!
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